Wukong, would you mind acting like a champion should for once, and not make crude jokes as that. I have no other words to say to you for that kind of... joke.

Miss Fortune, as much as I appreciate the effort of trying to make me smile, jokes are not the way of doing so.

...

Garen in a ballerina suit?

I've heard that one from summoners before, and it wasn't funny to me the first time. Garen is a proud and stalwart warrior, and describing him as a ballerina is a disgrace to the man's honor if you ask me.

Laugh godd.amn it!!! Laugh!!!!

Iron Ambassador,

What do you think of my Evolution? Practical? Evil? Necessary? Regardless of how you may answer I will still continue to work towards it, though I do want to know how others view my aspiration.

- Viktor, the Machine Herald

Why would I laugh? I find there to be nothing to laugh at anything you've done so far Wukong. All you've done is made me feel pity for you for having to resort to trying to disgrace the honor of a proud warrior, who I admit can be somewhat of a jerk from time to time.

Your 'evolution', as you call it, is something I find unnecessary. It is a shame that a great mind like yours turned to such a path. There is no need for changing your flesh to steel, since the same protection can be accomplished with armor. Now, you might talk about things like 'pointless emotions' and never being tired, but those emotions and that feeling of exhaustion is what makes us what we are. Human, Yordle, we both share sentience, emotion, exhaustion and such. By turning ourselves to machines, we turn ourselves away from who we are. I do not deem it as evil, but it is completely unnecessary in my opinion.

- Poppy

Poppy,

Ever had a graggy?

Broseidon, lord of the brocean

hahaha
Why bring that up?? Fortune.. *he sighs,

Thank you Poppy, I appreciate your respect, and concern, you have mine aswell... let them be, if that makes them happy, it does not bothers me now.

And now my question, do you hae a piece of work that you consider to be your master piece?

Poppy... You are strangely beautiful in my opinion so I ask you this, has anyone really tried to hook up with you? And if not... How bout you and me?

How could anyone ever deny such charm and dignity?

Ambassador, what are your opinions on your fellow Yordle champions? Furthermore, do you consider your allegiances as belonging to Demacia or Bandle City first?