Last week, I went to visit gentleman Cho'gath for our Sunday brunch, and we discussed the stock market and Wall.St., and the good gentleman revealed a plan to me to devour most of the people currently involved with Wall.St. When I questioned him regarding his manner of business practice, he had this to say:
"I beg to differ. For you see, what you define as evil is all just a matter of perspective. You see, myself and the other supervillains have constructed a crude portal device with which to escape league control - by which we shall escape to Earth, where several private swiss bank accounts have been set up under the name Arthur Cunnington. I would kindly like to present you with a gentleman's offer to join my organization. We'll be running wall-street inside a week, but perhaps I've said too much."
I invested in his company.