Greetings Summoners,

I apologize for my disappearance, I had travelled to Ionia in order to solve... Personal problems.

But now I am back and ready for more questions! Do not ask me why I decided on leaving, though. It really means a lot to me.

What's your breakfast of champions? And why are you so pretty?

-Fizz

Dear Ahri

I still greatly enjoy our time on the fields together, you were one of the first champions I summoned that skill just came natural. I must ask, what in the world are you going to do when you become "human". Also, what is your opinion on The Void?

Ahri, can I have kimono like yours? I absolutely adore your clothing.~

Does your charm spell actually "charm" champions, or does it just make them walk towards you?

Can Mundo feel you tails? They look soft.

I remain true to my original form, and honestly, it wasn't hard to adapt to human tastes. Eggs and bacon are my favorites to start the day off.

By the way, I love fish too... Not as breakfast though, of course.

Why I'm so pretty? I don't even know why. I wanted to become human... Not a beautiful human.

What made me want to become human in the first place is your society. The way it works, although with all the problems that it may trigger, is so flawless and inter connected. It just seems like it gives a meaning to life. Maybe I'm just crazy... But it is far more complex than the somewhat "boring" life I had back in the Ionian forests.

When I become human, I only wish in perfecting mankind. Fighting in the League in order to solve political matters and avoiding more natural disasters to Runeterra, while indirectly protecting my old fox fellows seems to work very well to me so far. I don't know what I would do after that, honestly.

As for the Void, my knowledge of it is very limited, and so is everyone's else too, apparently. I think of it as some sort of gate to terrible unhuman beings from an unknown dimension with only one objective in their minds: Spoiling Runeterra. Or perhaps other worlds as well...

You can, but I intend in looking unique, you know. It's part of what makes me so successful in the fields.

My charming does indeed "charm" champions. If they didn't already fall for me just by looking, they will be mind controlled to forcefully do it.

I don't know why they mindlessly walk towards me when I cast it, though...

No you cannot. I don't trust you, Madman.

Oh come on! Just a little feel pleeeeeeeeeeease?

Heheh, I wonder why...

...Do you like caviar?

Baby eater.