Lord Pendragon wants you two to cripple both your penguin and parrot armies so he can rain death from above with his dragon army, stop now why you can still defend yourselves!

What?
I'm an emporer of a one-man empire, and I find this absurd.

I'll take my chances with the Penguin army

They have lots of slides

you fools! Pendragon's army wil destroy you all if you don't stand together!

It matters not, our lord penguin rules the frozen north with an iron flipper.

Let it be known to all: Winter is coming!

We need the holy trinity force.
It will slay the dragons, so says Phreak.

Wait what there's another forum war?

Penguins Forever