Widowmaker,

I have designed a cloaking device that puts your stealth capabilities to shame. Your thoughts?

- Viktor, the Machine Herald

Her stealth is natural.. So technically it's superior..

I hope it's more successful than your last invention, Herald. You call it the "Chaos Storm", yes? I call it a "flying magnetic donut".

Still, I'm intrigued. Let me test it for you. I promise I'll return it... *bats eyelashes*


I style my hair around a cleverly hidden bird cage. Or I use copious amounts of gel. Or perhaps you'd prefer the ever-popular "magic" excuse? Tell you what, I'll answer truthfully when you tell me how you have nine tails, none of which are attached to a tail bone.

((I thought so too. I plan on using Evelynn as a go-between in the ongoing effort of painting Riven nude. Think it'll work?))

Me neither, little virgin yordle.

$2.95 is below my normal rate.

((Seems legit.))

...I'm not a virgin.

Ever since the re work of your abilities and play style in the League, people have said that you haven't improved, and in fact have become even worse than before. Care to share your opinion?

-Summoner Jack

Teo shuts his fingers closed. He didn't need to know anymore about Tristana.

That's... nice to know Tristana. Um, back to Evelyn... do you think you could teach me some stealth stuff? I need new tricks for getting away from Pantheon...

No? Ooooh... *Evelynn sits down while her shadow springs up and forms into a chair beneath her rear* Who was the lucky man?


What you call a "rework", I call another boorish citation. I've received so many of these stupid letters that I started to throw them away, as each was from some mucky-muck high summoner who told me I needed to pull my punches again. After awhile I got sick of it and started showing up for fewer League matches.

We recently came to a compromise about what spells I could and could not use. I agree that my old teeth were sharper, but I'm confident that the gossip about me being less effective will dwindle once old prejudices die down.


I do nothing for free... er... whatever your name was.

Spiky clothing not hurt?

Ever stuck youself with spike?

((There is no escape for you.))

Erm, my name is Teo. And... well I can always ask Kennen for tricks I guess. Thanks anyway.

((STALKER!!! O_O))