Listen up, Tribe! Lilí Slugger Trundle is here to whip this team into shape; get off the bench and take a knee. Weíve got the big game against the Demacian Standards coming up, and if weíre gonna troll them good, we need the best sluggers Valoranís got to offer. MuahahaHAHA!
Our rosterís lookiní a little light Ė we might have to pick up some mid-season replacements. Share in my agony and help me draft these new players; maybe we can pick them up at sleeper salaries.
- Talonís got a nice sprint and can steal home with that fancy Shadow Assault of his. Heíd win a run and no one would know until itís too late! Add him to the roster for 487 RP.
- When youíve got to stop a runner in his place, Sion is the man for the job. Just donít be near the batterís box when heís swinging that axe. Gives my bat a run for its money. Just 292 RP.
- Muahaha! Evelynnís coming up from the minors and sheís too troll-y to pass up. That stealth comes in handy when running the bases. Pick her up for just 292 RP.
- Aristocrat Vayne comes dressed to impress, but sheís definitely trolling if she thinks she can run in those heels. Thereís no tumbling in baseball! Grab her for 260 RP.
- Crimson Elite Talon can pinch hit in aÖ well, a pinch. Iíve seen him slug one over the big wall at Ruhgosk Field. Have this Noxian bat for the team for 487 RP.
- I hope Resistance Caitlynís pitching aim is as good as her gun sights. Just keep lobbing those Ace in the Holes and weíll crush those Demacians! Have her pitch a no-hitter for 260 RP.
This half-off draft will only last from September 14 to September 17, so add these sluggers to your roster before the big game. And remember, on game day, I expect to see some hustle. If these champs canít cut it, Iíll have to knock some out of the park myself!