But the fact that women care about it is what's really sad.

why the heck not?

LOL

Varus is like Justin Bieber? Dude looks like he benches at least 3 times a week, Beiber looks like a scrawny rail. Just sayin

As far as sexy male characters go, you don't even need to make them wear a bikini or something, look at this guy:
http://th04.deviantart.net/fs6/PRE/i..._Lovers_fc.jpg

Girls go nuts, and all they see is his chest. For guys you generally just gotta make them fit and at the most show off their abs or something, it tends to do the trick. As far as female champions go, it would be nice to have more variety in body types. That doesn't have to mean "ugly for the sake of being ugly" type champions either. Look at She-Hulk, she's both very attractive and ripped at the same time as an example.

So will Riot be making a honey boo boo Annie skin next?

I have a perfect solution! From now on every character is just reskinned as trundle. Enjoy your sexless game.

Because the elements that go into the porn star look have the side effect of making you ridiculously ill-equipped for any sort of real combat...or exercise of any sort, for that matter.

No one replied because you weren't worth replying to. You were too obvious at trolling, and stating that you are more logical than everyone else does not make it true.

However, since you want one so badly, I guess I can reply to you:

You are making many assumptions with no factual basis and using this to try to dismiss an argument. So, your logic is actually quite bad because you have failed to address the argument at all. You're just going on about how we should keep our opinions to ourselves because... I'm not sure, I guess your point is that no one at Riot cares or that no one at Riot should care. Well, IronStylus cares, so the first point simply cannot be true. The second is an opinion that I would argue is not a logical stance because Riot does take pride as a company that listens to and takes input from its community.

I also must point out that, if your assumption that this whole conversation is stupid is true then you are surely wasting your time by replying to it. So, move along, because no one cares and should care, right? So, why do you care?

At least we wouldn't have to see Teemo anymore.

as hilarious as this topic is, i think the author misses a couple of key points

* women are in general, do attract, as in nature.

* women put on makeup, wear high heels, wear short dresses.. why? because its more comfortable? No, they want a certain look. Is that wrong? go ahead and judge away then

* most of the playerbase apart from a few exceptions are fine with the skins and character designs

* it is Riot's duty to make the playerbase happy

You make valid points. The player base of this game is generally men aged 15-25 (ish). They don't want to hear what you have to say. You're right, but you'll find no love or support here.