Granted, but his wish is invisible.

I wish League had a working voice chat.

Granted, but now everyone who posts in it gets Infinate RP

I wish that corrupt wish happened^

Granted, but it's CLG:EU

I wish I could manage to play LOL with a Controller, and still play as good as i do now

Granted but the controller is worse quality than a Playstation 3's

I wish for an uncorruptable wish.

Granted but you may only wish for terrible things to happen to yourself.

I wish every skin granted summoner icons.

Granted but you could only use the last one purchased, and each icon is of their nose.

I wish blitzcrank would never go bottom ever again

Granted. But he now starts off at level 18, 400 cs, and 100 kills. and his grab is 3x as long. his punch launches you up for 10x longer, his speed boost now makes him go faster then Master Yi on redbull while ulting. And his silence is an auto kill. All when he is not going bottom.

I wish Karma was better in competitive play.

Granted. Unfortunately she now costs 900,000,000 IP or 60,000 RP to unlock and you no longer have access to her.

I wish for a ham and cheese sandwich. With mayo.