[i ask that you read what happened before this first :3]


A table can be seen in the middle of a room with a shadowy figure on top of it. With the sound of clapping, the room illuminates from an unknown light source. The figure reveals itself as a purple, cute looking yordle wearing garbs similar to that of a wizard or witch. a tiny pixie fluttering around her.

Hello everyone!! By the request of many summoners and other people/thingies from other places, I, Miss Lulu of the Glade, will answer all of your questions.

Lulu jumps down from the table and smiles even wider

so please!! send me aaaall of your interesting questions! or boring ones! or maybe even ones that dont exist!! you can even ask questions to my bestest buddy Pix-

The sorceress points towards her pixie companion

-or to my newest friend Mr. Piggles-

She points to a tiny pink, and mysteriously frightened, baby dragon whimpering in one of the corners of the room,

I hope that all of us can be the bestest of friends! and if you dont want to and plan to be mean to be me and my friends, weeeell then i hope you enjoy having two tails! Furthermore-

Lulu was suddenly interupted as what seems to be a box and a jar covered in tarp on top of a desk starts to shake and rattle

please ignore that!!
anyway i look forward in answering your questions! Ta-ta for now!!!

((How will the beastman react? Who knows!))

((So... this is same person, new smurf?))

((Yup))

What is your breakfast of champions?

((Careful Garen! You're treading on Gragas' territory! ))

((... I thought Gragas was our Garen ))

So with the overly manly hunk of meat's special hearing, he hears the unasked question that is not to be asked by less manly, less bearded people. So now he comes out of nowhere, like a ninja, and uses his overly chunky hand to slap Garen right in the face.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iron Ambássador ((... I thought Gragas was our Garen ))

Garen front flips and slashes Gragas in half, spins to win, yells Demacia, and a giant sword appears from above and out-sizes the hunk of fat, bearded Garen to death.