((I think I get the majority preference. I'll be less sexual, but not completely chaste. Obviously no promiscuity wouldn't make any sense; Evelynn is wearing a freakin' leather sling.))
((If you've seen the new Urgot thread, you know this already. If not, this Urgot account is under new ownership))
*The Headsman's Pride approaches, his metallic legs scuttling against the floorboards until he is in front of Evelynn*
Widowmaker...what do you think of my *he wheezes* source of eternal torment, the Might of *he glares* Demacia.
What do I think of Garen? I think he's a fine, upstanding gentleman with his nation's best interests at heart.
I also think he's an insufferable goody-goody who drinks milk and can't smell the **** past the bridge of his nose.
But then again, I think that of everyone who pledges themselves to a structured military life.