A small letter landed on the doorstep on her home, the contents read:

"Dear Evelynn."

"Do you think Ezreal is gay?"

Re: Zyra

Believe it or not, I have a fair amount of respect for you. For any predator, really. Hard to put myself into the shoes of a plant, but I can always spot a master hunter in her element.

Evelynn

((Well... if you insist...

It's gonna be a bit different, though.))

Re: Anonymous

Gayer than the day is long.

(You're not gonna forget about the other champions now are ya? I'm sure there's still quite a bit of champions that apreciate your advances *cough*Fortune, Elise, Sona*cough*))

Dear Evelynn,

I have always wished to know, is there a purpose to the method that you hunt with, or is it simply in your nature?"

-Randle Grend, Respectable Summoner.

((when you get a chance eve, I'd like to discuss something with you in client :3))

Mundo appears in Evelynn's personal chambers, leaving a comical Mundo-shaped hole in the wall behind him, as Mundo indeed goes where he pleases. "Sneaky blue lady! Mundo want give you hug! You hug Mundo?"

((I haven't forgotten, and what I did with them hasn't been washed away; it still happened. If they want to continue, we can, but it'll be a bit less sexual and more claws and fangs.

... The bad kind.))

Re: Randle Grend

A purpose? Well, money, I suppose, but aside from that... fun? The thrill of the chase? That last look of desperation and horror when they know they've cornered themselves and hear my footsteps approaching?

What other purpose do I need?

Evelynn

Evelynn growls irritably. "Fix my wall and we'll talk."

Mundo looks visibly confused at Evelynn, before looking back at his mess, then returned his bemused gaze to Evelynn. "How Mundo do that? Mundo not know how."

"I watched you do it, you big ape." For further proof, Evelynn clicked a button on a nearby console and steepled her hands like a Bond villain. A monitor behind her replayed security footage of the event that occurred not two minutes ago.

((I think he meant that how would Mundo fix it? :P ))

(( Yes. You get a cookie. ))