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How many times a week do you masturbate?

 
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BDSandM ?? Senior Member
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12-13-2012

It would probably be extremely fun to mess around with a much younger guy when I become a cougar/MILF. I may do that. I will let you all know in 10 years.

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It would probably be extremely fun to mess around with a much younger guy when I become a cougar/MILF. I may do that. I will let you all know in 10 years.
I'll be patiently waiting.

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CatchandKiss ?? Senior Member
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That doesn't change the fact that you do it multiple times a day...out of horniness .
Fixed.
If I'm not getting boobs, I'm still thinking about them to the point of distraction.
Jacking off helps me to clear my thoughts and focus.

boobs.
Boobs.
BOOBS
BOOOS!
*jack off*
Nap.
Work.

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I haven't schlicked in 3-4 days. I've been on my period for three of those days. I dunno if it's the cramps, the vaglna + blood smell, the mess, or all of the above but I haven't felt horny at all.
1. Eww, TMI.
2. You're supposed to feel the feel the horniest when you're ovulating, obviously, not when you're menstruating.

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silentpartner ?? Senior Member
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1. Eww, TMI.
2. You're supposed to feel the feel the horniest when you're ovulating, obviously, not when you're menstruating.
My ex used to get real horny when menstruating, i think it as purely, she can't get any so she feels horny

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12-13-2012

I get real pissed when I don't get to masturbate.

But I do it once to twice a day but they become marathons..... like for 5 hours even.

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Fixed.
If I'm not getting boobs, I'm still thinking about them to the point of distraction.
Jacking off helps me to clear my thoughts and focus.

boobs.
Boobs.
BOOBS
BOOOS!
*jack off*
Nap.
Work.
I've known a few dudes who weren't horny at all but did it because they wanted the big O, because essentially they were bored and couldn't focus on what they were doing. It's the same for me too.

If I'm working on something that requires a lot of attention, I get frustrated and all my frustration is channeled down into my crotch so I proceed to umph myself, ok!?

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I get real pissed when I don't get to masturbate.

But I do it once to twice a day but they become marathons..... like for 5 hours even.
So your saying you have spent 10 hours in one day masturbating?

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Taria05 ?? Senior Member
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12-13-2012

I'm too easily exciteable v.v
As long as something's arousing me I can keep going and going.
Been sore and swollen a couple of times.

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I get real pissed when I don't get to masturbate.

But I do it once to twice a day but they become marathons..... like for 5 hours even.
Either you have erectile disfunction, or you're lieing. Or you take frequent breaks, because it's almost impossible to last 2 hours let alone 5.

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