I want it all Rewritten by Renekton Bot.. seriously. No I do. Really.

Or that dude who keeps saying he's an Alien/Spider/God/Yordle to get his free character..

~Down With The Meta~

And how else am I supposed to convey that point otherwise? There isn't a word that isn't negative to some degree when used in that context. You're being ridiculous, ludicrous, absurd, silly, etc. The end result is always the same.

In the previous thread, which you claim to have read already in the comments, I reference Superman both having a dog and not having a dog who accompanied him from Krypton as an incredibly stupid artistic choice pandering to a unresponsive audience, however in terms of Hextech or Summoner Magic the game lore in LoL faces more of an overarching "Dr. Strange" effect, where the characters and nations and organizations seem to hold ill-defined power or ability thresholds whose constant fluctuations make the audience hate the franchise.

I've not heard of this second fellow but I am absolutely on board with this.

That was not a reference, I did not remember you were the one who made that thread. Also I don't remember anything you wrote in that post because I read it at 4 am.

I go on to suggest that you might be a Riot member attempting to manipulate the readers of the thread based on the movie reference in your game-handle. Are you sleep deprived now? We can plant all sorts of weird post-hypnotic suggestions into your subconscious!

[[Touch Your Elbow When You Hear A Dog Bark]]

I ****ing hate you for creating an extremely eloquent and engaging thread that I have spent far too much of my night on (obviously not *this* one. The one you linked to). I'm going to get off these forums and be productive again but a bump for you, good sir. A bump for you.

Are you aware that several of the people you @'ed are lore writers?

I apologize ahead of time as I couldn't bring myself to read through the entire thing at this late hour, but I have to say the whole thing... is a bit painful to read through. Though I appreciate that you aren't talking "roit pls" idiot speak, there is a certain degree of weariness that one gathers while reading a long and, while it might not be the right description for it, "overly-eloquent" argument. It seems the parts I did manage to keep my eyes on seem a bit too nit-picky to be practical in the game environment. However, many of the lore aspects I do see as very lacking, and I promise to take another look at this when I'm more awake. Apologies if I misrepresented you at all.

Dude... you're insane. If the entire game was built solely on rules of the lore then the game would cease to exist given that gameplay and balance would take a backseat to lore.

If you want to read a book, go read a book. If you want to play a video game, don't complain that it's not a book.