I know your secret. Nobody is as nice as you. You're an alien from another planet, who came to earth to evaluate our species and how we communicate. Using this information you'll return to your planet (I've nicknamed it AmesTron) and conduct a series of massive invasions.
These invasions will include introducing new skins to the League of Legends game, and forcing people to pay 5,000 RP for a giant bundle filled with useless stuff, and in this bundle will be 1 awesome skin. Causing massive riots that will start on the LoL forums but eventuate into something a lot more grander. The streets of major cities will be infested with copious amounts of pimpley faced, pale white kids, rioting for justice.
At this time, AmesTron will make their descent into our atmosphere, where they will be our savior and grace, handing out free skins to everyone. This will persuade people to bow down to their new leaders. This is how the NWO (New World Order) will actually start.
That's right people, the invasion has already started. Hide yo kids, hide yo wives, cause they're invading everybody out der.