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POTUSandrew

Member

05-03-2011

Back when I used my terrible laptop that would take years to load, friends and I called it "Tin Can"
When the game starts after more than 5 minutes in the loading screen, someone on my team:
"Everyone enjoy their nap?"
I laughed

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MathMage

Senior Member

05-04-2011

I'm in the habit of escaping narrow brushes with death as Rammus, then typing in all-chat as I recall: "Can't touch this."

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrPogara

Kinda long standoff in center lane at enemy team's inner turret, zilean on my team:

"Ult's up, do something stupid"

Haha, it's funny because it's so true.

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CrazyCoolCat

Senior Member

05-04-2011

"sorry im feeding like mcdonalds"

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xxAtlas

Senior Member

05-04-2011

Back in my my lv 10 days

Team mate - "Wtf is Teemo a tank?"

Other team mate - "ya"

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CloudCarry

Senior Member

05-04-2011

you all be sorry when im b

(talking to his own team)

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CloudCarry

Senior Member

05-04-2011

after a certain raven-caster gets pwned in one v one our tf says in all chat: "

An Enemy has been Swain."

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Civic42

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05-04-2011

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cryov

I said this after a swain on our team got a penta kill
"An enemy has been swain"
Vent nearly broke from the laughing

I do that too. except we use skype and i can pull of a triple at most.

Occasionally, a friend of mine plays morde and he calls his ulti POKEBALL, which leads to a bunch of "You have captured a X(champion name)" "Do you wish to name X(champion name)?" and he occasionally goes "GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL"

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MathMage

Senior Member

05-04-2011

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtySouth69

after a certain raven-caster gets pwned in one v one our tf says in all chat: "

An Enemy has been Swain."

Would rather he'd said. "A Swain has been Enemy'd--wait..."

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Hassurunous

Member

05-04-2011

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dinlek

My team is getting it's arse kicked.

One or two people get picked off and the enemy team dashes for a free baron. I'm playing Veigar, and I have a **** ton of AP, but they vision warded so I have no idea how much health baron has. I'm sitting next to fiddle and I type:

"Man, this is gonna be tricky."

Suddenly, I see Fiddle stick his hands out, with that tell tale wind-up sound and my jaw drops. The moment before he goes into his brutal, horrible death, he speaks the most motivational two words I've heard in my life:

"For Narnia."

I was so stunned, I almost forgot to steal baron.

Dude, I laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes and my gf was laughing her ass off too. I was laughing so hard I copied this as my facebook status and my friends are crying too. Not even Cho'Gath has enough thumbs in his 17 livers to upvote this comment enough.

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Shrewsy