Originally Posted by Josh de Tonreau
i awaken in summoners rift to see all my favorite champions, plus the OP, and in my favorite skins. But I run from vlad if I see him because he looks gay in that biker outfit.
Memories of Danny and euphoric, amazing matches -- with that equally amazing summoner -- plague your mind as you continue to scope out the scene. Oh, what welcome dementia! What fun and adoration! And Vlad in that outfit... mrawr.
These memories, true or false, comfort you for the moment.
Originally Posted by Maelwen
I called bottom lane with Janna first!
Lot of time before minions spawn
Identifying your exact location within summoner's rift, you wish Janna were in this bush with you.
You know, as a lane partner.
... That **** tease, she's always saying she'll take my breath away...
Originally Posted by GiantEvilKitten
Face check the bush.
Originally Posted by Ergheis
check the bush to the south.
Originally Posted by Hagi Jes
Check the bush, maybe garen can help us find the route to the nearest city.
As any good summoner worth his spells knows, bushes are for walking into. This sage wisdom, which you swear originated from some Demacian propaganda, fuels your next decision.
You step along the bushes as your cloak strangely clinks. Out of the bushes into that space in between, with your stomach knotted because you actually know this is a terrible idea but also know everyone can't resist, and into the next bush to find--
A path lies to the north.
A path leading to shallow water is to the north-west.
A path lies to the west.
Another patch of tall grass is immediately north of the one you're in.
Trees and rocks block any travel in the eastern direction behind you.