I may feed, I may turret dive as fiddlesticks, I may teleport to a creep standing 5 feet behind me, I may try to solo Baron, I may even play a pansy and leave you l4d as soon as I see Dr. Mundo coming up the lane even if he is at 100hp, but what I will do is this...

I will provide you with shrooms. If I play teemo I will shroom until one cannot shroom anymore. Seriously the jungles will be filled with shrooms, the enemy bases..shroomed every single patch of grass will have a shroom. Enemy players will cry out with WTF is with the shrooms while I run around them in circles with my full cd reduction rune page laying shrooms around them like I am starting a farm. They will fear the forrest covered in shrooms. They will buy wards and potions to try and counteract my shrooms but no matter I will hide in the bushes and blind them... and then I shall lay a shroom under them.

I will even lay shrooms in intricate patterns....

Want to show the other team how bad they are? I shall make a facepalm out of shrooms.


Feeling blue? shroom happy face

Feeling Jewish? ... shroom Star of David

Yes I shall lay the shrooms like a mother hen who hasn't laid an egg in over a year

So please invite me to your clan...I have shrooms

This post is win.

Oh.... you meant that kind of shrooms... damn.

Gotta lay them all!?

I am AngryBovine, and I approve of this message.

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So I heard you like Mudkips...