A free husband. I'm a rich semi-famous author that knows the wilderness like the back of his hand, the bedroom like the front of his hand, and a woman's heart like the space underneath his fingernails. Gathies@live.com Go ahead, give it a shot. I also own a shoe factory in Taiwan if you need work. Bout 6 pennies an hour which is 2 more than my leading competitor pays. Plus you get breaks every 7 hours and we even give you a free bowl of rice every weekend. Or you could work as my maid, but the last couple got pregnant because they refused birth control. They got jobs working in Taiwan. The newborns too.

Lol! funny

I'm srs. Cept for the factory thing. I'd totally marry you. You're on the forums of LoL, so I'd be able to tolerate your personality if I didn't like it for some reason and you're cute.
Fills my quota. how many kids do you want and would you like to move to Canada? I don't live there, but it has socialized medicine and a **** good government. Not the french part.

Gathies, as much as I usually hate whatever you decide to say on any thread ever, I laughed my ass off at this.

+1

Thanks =3

In that case no thank you. Even though I know its just a big joke for you! Lol!

My ex of 3+ years dumped me a little over a month ago. I'm not joking. Not really. I'm not rich but I do think you're adorable. I'm a little crazy, but my Asperger's makes me incredibly loyal to the people I do like. You play LoL, you're cute. Email me 4srs.