Figured I'd try something new
the rules
Pick your favorite champ and say a 2 to 4 line diss rap about the champ directly above your post in the way the champ you picked would say it.

I'll list a champ to get us started.

"I'm a pirate and the name is Gangplank, i'd like to meet ya but i'm banned at high ranked. when ya hear the gunshot it's time for a gank and you can't escape my grog covered shank"
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"A Pirate you say? Well that's just cliche. After you've battled against my ninja way, you'll learn that not even oranges can make it O.K.." ~ Akali

" I let the dogs out while you put burst to shame, you hide in your cloud while I kill you with spirit flame, I'll shred you with sand and make you with wither in spite, You'll never recover from my sheen and siphon strike" - Nasus

"Hey bro, hows it going, glad to see you again. Your talking pretty big until I slice off you shins. I'm crocodile god that you cannot mock. I'll win this game and your allies will get rocked" Renekton

"Yo Ren, you think you're all tough and cool but the way you're running away got you lookin' like a fool. I'll pop a laser in your ass, or a snare that's true. I'll light up your world, 'til your face is black and blue." - Lux

You maybe of light, but that wont win this fight. I've got the Killer Instincts, that will make you extinct. I'll Shunpo to you before you even know it.
Watch me dance, feel this Death Lotus.
Try to run away, I'll just send a blade your way...

One more from me

"It's time to get serious my name is Taric if your magically curious.. My stuns are so fast they seem contagious..Your chances of winning this one are truly outrageous"

"All you humans are about as pathetic as can be, I think it's time I introduced you to to Tristy. When those rockets fire and rain death from the sky, the Flamespitter goin' full power, burning y'all alive, ya just know, ha! It's time for you to die, good bye" -Rumble

"Yordles attempt to step in and get knocked back out, I will be knocking down Rumble without a doubt, just a sight through my scope. You think you're good with fire but Ill just make you choak. Just another Headshot, just another kill shot, stuck in my trap again, he blames it on the lag again. Give you a little taste of my Peace Maker, Don't call me death, call me the Skill Taker." -Caitlyn

(had to before bed)

You bash Yordles? Well i take Offense, So many weapons call me the Head of Defense,
Each Turret placed before I dropped a Grenade in your face dying in bushes when you attempt to chase. Cause I'm King of micro manage and just like Phreak said......TONS OF DAMAGE. (Heimdinger)