Not knowing soraka's infuse could restore her own mana theres no real reason why I didn't think it could except for the fact it sounded "cheap"

In my first game of LoL I didn't know about items, so I played the entire match without any.

After discovering items in the next game, being the nice person I am, I would start each match by saying something like "You guys should buy some items, it makes you better!"

Looking back I feel like a complete idiot.

Choosing to play Nidalee without reading anything about her! Looking back I feel incredibly bad for my team, that match I died 14 times and killed never. I also changed to cougar and jumped into a pack of three enemies thinking it was something like Annie's bear. After dying in about 2 seconds I typed "That's not what I expected." My team member said "No kidding."

Buying an oracle on Jax because Teemo was laying mushrooms. Then I attempted to kill some >.>

Bought Tryndamere.

I played as Ashe once....if any character defines the noob-toon, it's ashe, easy to kinda play but ultimately about useless...

lol was on trist, rocket jumped from enemies, right into baron. another time, my friend was on fiddle and i was on amumu, we just killed some of the other team (both had like less than 1 bar hp) and he walked by baron, clipped it with the last second of his ult, and we both got owned. another time, on ashe, i was behind baron trying to steal the buff, when he whipped his head and threw me right into the enemy team doing baron.

baron really has it in for me now that ithink about it