Murder her.
Pin a note in her body swearing death to the infidels and naming me as being next.
Burn all of her clothing and belongings I might come into contact with, claiming it's a pagan rite of passage to her next life.
Pay some people at a philanthropist's meeting (they will feel obligated to help me) to claim they saw me there at the time of the act.
Move to the United States and legally change my name to Jack Bauer. Adopt a blond daughter I'll call Kim. Join a local crime and/or terrorism fighting unit, save the country a couple of times, build a professional relationship with the president only to have her attempt to suppress information about an assassination conspiracy to the point of having me locked down. Escape by jacking a helicopter, then go on a personal rampage against all those involved, evading both those involved in the conspiracy as well as law enforcement. Become mortally wounded in the process, with relatively little prospect of surviving long after the matter is settled.
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