Why hello there Nidalee ;]

Le Blanc as my lover?

HELL YES. She's hawt, can flash and chain to me, and then mimic for extra effect ^^

I don't have one... awwww.

Warwick. SHIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTT.

Kind of a tie between Vlad and Nocturne.

Nocturne uh... that's kind of hot in the strangest way. :/

Vlad probably has one of those creepy blood fetishes sooooo.... no thanks. I'de rather not be bleeding after ***.

Oh, hello there, Riven. Hope those new buffs worked out.

Am disturbed because my most played champion can now teleport onto me at will.

*Hilarious shower scene ensues.

And Almost-Prom King Amumu was born...

Ezreal.

Not sure if want..

Wow, so Vayne is attracted to me. I would marry her right away and never look to another woman again.