Here art thou commandments, summoners:

1) Thou shalt play Jax every game in solo queue.
2) Thou shalt build but one Guinsoos rageblade.
3) Though shalt use only boots of thy Ninja
4) Thou shalt build many, many Hextech Gunblades
5) Thou shall press shift + 2 before mercifully slaying an enemy.
6) Thou shall press shift + 1 after the deed is complete.

In return for thy obedience, you will win every game. Hail Jax, Prophet of the Gunblades.

Yes my lord...

also dont get overconfident as jax and 3v1 when you need to defend your last 10 points.
Yes you can take 2 with you but you won't be walking away from it.

Got my first pentakill last night as Jax (Yes, normal blind pick). Needless to say, I'm a convert.

The Church of Thornmail would like a word with your church.

The Church of Thornmail is blasphemy. The true light lies in the love of the Hextech Gunblade, something which the Thornmail will never truly understand in its miserable heart.