Well, well, RIOT Games. It appears you have played right into my plans.
With this beta invite, I gain a foothold in your precious "company." I can whisper feedback and sweet bug reports in your ears and slowly, ever so slowly, begin to move the mountain. Soon you will see how valuable I am to your testing process, and offer me a job. I will inch ever higher up the ladder, toward my ultimate goal.
One day, many years from now, when Tryndamere grows old and feeble, and his ultimate is on cooldown, he will turn to me and say "Confusion567, you have been my most trusted advisor, and my closest friend. You have been like a second father to my children and a second husband to my harem of beautiful wives. As I die, I pass this company to you. I know that you will do me proud."
On that day I will ascend to the golden summit of the RIOT Ziggurat and I will proclaim unto your employees, "Behold! I am now your ruler, and all heads shall bow to ME! KNEEL BEFORE ME, DESIGNERS AND DEVELOPERS, FOR I AM BECOME PRESIDENT!"
Then my power will be complete, and my plan will be achieved. At last, at long last, I can achieve my ultimate goal of
Just as planned.