Holy krap where have I seen this thread before?!

I agree, she needs some nerfs to ult, it can go way too far, and having 3 charges of it, with all of her spellvamp and ****, she can dash back into combat after only having like 3 hp left, grabbing a kill then still being able to escape with the dash she just got from that kill, and using her OP shroud

Nerf turrets, so op early game, I was playing swain once and the turret 3 hit me at level 1, this needs to be nerfed so hard, plus they're tanky as **** early game. So is baron, the sun is too big, nerf nerf NEERRFFF

Itt: people don't understand sarcasm and cry about a champion who's built to rip through glass cannons when they play as glass cannons.

All akali builds I have seen are also "glass cannons" other then merc treds, and they still don't die

Funny how no one seems to notice his sarcasm...

The only issue I have with Akali's ult is the range. It is quite high compared to others, however people don't attack her once she does dash in so they can, you know. Get rid of her.

i take it you play this over powered exsuse for a champ

+1, would read again.

This was funny. Can't believe how many people didn't catch the sarcasm.