The day of the harrowing patch Jesse Perring logged in, the server was undefined as a result

When Elise used her human Q on Jesse Perring in beta, Riot immediately nerfed it, because no ability should be able to do infinite damage.

They had to buff the spider Q though, as it was doing no damage whatsoever.

Just as higher states of energy seek a lower level, the God known as Jesse Perring is a being of intense and violent energy who finds himself irresistibly drawn to scenes of strife as they unfold in the physical world. While his normal divine state transcends sensory limitations, each time he takes on a physical manifestation, he is stricken by a loss of self - though not of purpose. In the clash of combat, his identity shatters and reconfigures, and he begins to regain awareness. He grasps that he is Jesse Perring, the master - and that all of his clones are but shadows of the one true Jesse Perring. Focus comes in the struggle for survival; his true mind reasserts itself; until in the final moments of victory, he transcends matter and is restored once more to his eternal form.

When Jesse Perring surrenders, the enemy loses.

When Jesse Perring enters the game, his recall button is changed to "Win Button"

Everyone at Riot hates Teemo. Except Jesse Perring. Teemo stays.

When Jesse Perring uses Kayle's ult on himself, the game breaks and the server has to be relaunched.

Jesse Perring created the original meta, then he created the new meta just so he could say he liked the old meta better and yet secretly Jesse Perring also likes the new meta because Jesse Perring is the original meta and the new meta and frankly that's kind of meta, or i should say that's kind of Jesse Perring.