Issun: So, you're Ezreal, I'm guessing?
Ezreal: Heh. What gave that away? My goggles, my gauntlet, my hair, my facepaint, my jacket and scarf, or are you just psychic?
Issun: I get it. You think I'm an idiot.
Ezreal: Nah, I'm just kidding. But seriously; I'm not that obscure, am I?
Issun: I guess not. So anyway, to start this interview, what do you like to do in your spare time?
Ezreal: Well, to answer that question, I like to hang around crowded areas and read books. Or rather, I hang around crowded areas, read books, and look for anything that other people don't notice.
Issun: Such as?
Ezreal: Well, there was this one time where I sat at a port in Bilgewater and I noticed that a pirate fleet scheduled to arrive at 13:30 hours arrived exactly 17 minutes and 5 seconds late.
Issun: Considering how little attention most people in Bilgewater pay to that sort of thing, I'd imagine that would be rather interesting. To you, anyway.
Issun: Next question: what do you like about the League of Legends?
Ezreal: I...guess I'd have to say all the different creatures running amok. I'd never even heard of half of them before in my life.
Issun: Okay. So, what do you dislike about the League?
Ezreal: There are only three Fields of Justice so far: Summoner's Rift, Crystal Scar, and Twisted Treeline. I'd really like to see a new one added SOMETIME soon.
Issun: What about Magma Chamber?
Issun: Uh, never mind. Do you miss anyone in your homeland?
Ezreal: Meh, not really. I never was the sentimental type. It's one of the marks of a great explorer.
Issun: I see. Well, what's your favorite food?
Issun: Uh, yes.
Ezreal: To be honest, I've pretty much had to adjust my palette to suit anywhere and everywhere I go. I can't afford to be picky.
Issun: Oh, well, how about a color?
Ezreal: Okay. That, I can be picky about; it's white.
Issun: I see. Well, who have you met in the League who particularly interests you?
Ezreal: Define "interests".
Issun: Uh, just in general, I guess.
Ezreal: Rammus. I've seen plenty of freaky flora and fauna from the Plague Jungles but never anything quite like him. He doesn't even seem to be from there.
Issun: He's not much of a talker, so good luck getting any information from him.
Ezreal: Oh, I'll have my methods.
Issun: We'll just see, I guess. Now, to end this interview, how long do you plan to stay in the League?
Ezreal: ...Gee, I...never really thought of that...
Ezreal: To be honest, I only came here because the amulet in my gauntlet has some sort of summoning energy in it. Consequently, that means I come and go whether I want to or not. I've been trying to find a way to get rid of it without damaging the amulet, but no one seems to want to help me. I just don't feel comfortable being forced into other people's business.
Issun: Hopefully, you'll find an answer soon.
Ezreal: Yeah, maybe. Thanks for taking the time to talk.
Issun: Hey. That's my line.