Your algebra is wrong.

I suppose I could.

(Bump~)

Shyvana...I was hoping to speak with you...in your shop. You know.

That one?

When are you available?

Or would that make all dragons Mundos?

Anytime I'm not in a match, I have time. Currently, not too many people have actually scheduled appointments. Humans seem to favor the walk-in.

...I should hope not.

The universe's greatest act of kindness is that dragons AREN'T Mundos.

Hm... I wonder if Orianna would pose nude for me. I mean, she's usually nude anyway, but she might have programming protection against that sort of thing...

Shyvana might eat me if I ask. I mean, I know she's said she doesn't care about nudity, but all women do...

Decisions, decisions...

...I have no problem with nudity that has nothing to do with sexuality, Summoner. If I'm dueling with an enemy and his pants suddenly come off, I couldn't care less. Before I got my enchanted armors, my clothes were shredded and I was completely naked after every transformation... and I don't care who saw me. But posing is an entirely different scenario. I will not pose naked for anyone but my husband... except, perhaps, for art students. But not before I discuss it with Jax.

Also, Orianna may not care, but the Ball will be angry.

... Oh! My mistake and deepest apologies. I wasn't looking to paint... well... you specifically. I wanted to paint you in your dragon form. I suppose that's still nude but perhaps a bit less intrusive.

... I just really want to paint a dragon.

Ah. That is a different story entirely. I'm sure Jax won't mind, unless he thinks of my true form sexually... which would certainly be a cause for concern.