(Guys, enough picking on Unexisted. I don't care what you think of him, I'm not having goddamn cyber bullying in my thread.)
I know. That was my ill conceived attempt at humor. Regardless, why have you come here, Emilia? There are easier ways to get a rise out of me than philosophical discussion. Are you here to try to vindicate yourself? To recruit me? To wonder why I'm purple even though I'm not magical?

