morde has a ball and chain

i would like a heavy armored knight with a big tower shield and huge jousting lance.

Of all of those listed only Scythe does not sound lame.

Rapier? It's just a sword. we got a dozen sword champs.
Flute? Mirror? Whip? these are not even weapons..

2 headed spear? Why? Makes les sense than Darth Maul's weapon.

alright i got it, an irish champion with a large red beard holding bagpipes on his back and a large more then half his own size warhammer in his hands. Wallace: the foreign destroyer