Riot, I demand that you create a teacup wielding champion NAOW!!!!! Perhaps the mad hatter, or if he's not hardcore enough, then just make Riddick with a teacup.

Dynamite

i guess ori kinda has a pet the way you describe it

Saw this thread 2 days ago, my how it has grown.
And I never knew "Chicken Sickles" existed, however it did make me think.. Hook Swords. No hook swords in this game. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hook_sword)
Or Tekko-Kagi (Hand claws), or
Urumi
(http://www.google.com/imgres?um=1&hl=en&client=firefox-a&sa=N&rls=org.mozilla:en-USfficial&biw=1920&bih=914&tbm=isch&tbnid=8wuLS7 HgXyiXiM:&imgrefurl=http://defenceforumindia.com/military-analysis/29084-ancient-medieval-weapons.html&docid=XnY9srCvZP22lM&imgurl=http://i1108.photobucket.com/albums/h411/_Ms_Quinn_/Urumi.jpg&w=450&h=549&ei=bEkJT6_QLsji0QHK5sSnAg&zo om=1&iact=hc&vpx=582&vpy=282&dur=383&hovh=154&hovw =126&tx=80&ty=111&sig=110665223946752999946&page=4 &tbnh=142&tbnw=116&start=118&ndsp=55&ved=1t:429,r: 33,s:118)
or Kusari-gama (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kusarigama)
or Meteor Hammer + Rope Darts
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meteor_hammer) (http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://superiormartialarts.com/images25/W212[1].jpg&imgrefurl=http://superiormartialarts.com/cgi-bin/uniform/perlshop.cgi%3FACTION%3Dthispage%26thispage%3Drope dart.html%26ORDER_ID%3D412118402%26affiliate%3D!af filiate!&h=344&w=300&sz=17&tbnid=SXbPPaYUgYWg2M:&t bnh=90&tbnw=78&zoom=1&docid=_YKNMrfXG9fdsM&sa=X&ei =a0oJT6CtLIPs0gGltrWMDA&ved=0CEMQ9QEwAQ&dur=884)


Also, sorry for the long links. :<

Ghost hands.

Steel threads...oh the uses!

Kicks. Like a hero centered arounds kicks and not the occasional auto-attack animation