Jaykoboy, my colleague in the advice column circle, Jax, sent a response as soon as he got Viktor's message. I am afraid that my associate is not as genteel as you think he would be, though he certainly showed a great deal of restraint in this letter.
First off, I would like to thank you for your kind reminder of the summoners' reduction of my skills in the removal of dodge runes. It was greatly appreciated and I had not heard it a couple of hundred times before.
Secondly, I would like to remind you that I don't need a third arm that cultivates insanity, and that your ultimate ability tickles.
Have a nice day,
Jax, Grandmaster at Arms"