Does ANYONE have the mercy to take off my downvote? I don't want this one to end up...

like the LAST ONE. *Shudders*

Oh, and also, valid question: General, how do you make your PB & Js? I make them in my 'bachelor style;' namely, dump a ton of peanut butter on, dump a ton of jelly on, put the bread together, and rip it in half. I'm not sure how, but it tastes SO GOOD.

But you probably do it better.

Valid question.

I usually make about 4 sandwiches at a time (only one for me, the rest for my family).

Wait I am ahead of myself.

Ingredients:
Chunky peanut butter. Creamy is just plain awful and an insult to peanut butter every where.
Strawberry Jelly, idk what anyone says and you can thumb me down all day, but it doesn't change the fact the strawberry jelly is the best.
Wonder Bread, white.

Peanut butter first, jelly on top, smush. Not too much jelly, the ratio needs to be perfect. Cut the bread corner to corner making 4 triangles. I call this the butterfly cut.

Enjoy.

I am the best at pretending to be the best at something, because no one is better then the best at being the best for besting others as the best person for the best job.

Besterception.

I am the best at being better than those who bet

you mind=BLOWN

below is a diagram of your mind with mind shrapnel in there too


i-- - --m
- - - ---- -- -
n --- -- - - d

I'm good at eating PB&Js

I'm not the best at anything. But... *turns on music*

I wanna be the very best
Like no one ever was
To catch them is my real test
To train them is my cause

I will travel across the land
Searching far and wide
Each Pokemon to understand
The power that's inside

Pokemon, its you and me
I know it's my destiny
Pokemon, oh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defend

Pokemon, a heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
Pokemon, gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all....

Every challenge along the way
With courage I will face
I will battle every day
To claim my rightful place

Come with me, the time is right
There's no better team
Arm in arm we'll win the fight
It's always been our dream


Pokemon, its you and me
I know it's my destiny
Pokemon, oh, you're my best friend
In a world we must defend

Pokemon, a heart so true
Our courage will pull us through
You teach me and I'll teach you
Pokemon, gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all,
POKEMON!

I am the best in the world at what I do.

Are you the best in making good or bad PB&J sandwiches?

Because lemme tell ya, NO ONE makes worst sanduiches than I

I find it impossible to believe you are the best if you are using that as your bread.

Not only does it lack in taste, but it is simply not good for you.