http://christwire.org/2011/11/is-skyrim-teaching-your-children-how-to-perform-rim-jobs-and-other-****-erotic-***-maneuvers/

I lol'd.

Wellp, just google the deal, Riot's censorship of choice words and disposal of links ruined my fun =P

404 error. I was honestly interested in learning how the Hell they came to that conclusion.

Edit:

Oh, nevermind. Not worth googling though..... maybe later.

I love it how fundamentalist nutjobs are so far gone that this article is not immediately recognizable as satire. Honestly, the puns and ironic language are the only clues here. If you go purely by the claims, it would be hard to recognize that the article is satirical.

1) Post link to Christwire
2) Appear to take it seriously
3) ???
4) Trololol yourself to sleep as people trip over themselves to tell you it's satire

Elan's #1 guide to trolling.

That is the funniest article I have read in a long time. They don't even use proper grammar or spelling (Kentic instead of Kinect? Fail). It also says that Blizzard made it, you're character starts off as a captured terrorist, and there are 3 or 4 executions in the beginning instead of 1. They obviously don't know anything about this game.