Lumberjack Sion, if your tastes run that way?
I won't deny that the ladies of LoL have a lot of assets in common bodywise, but it's true that there are also some pretty fanservicey dudes.
Pantheon has no face (turn off ) and is not really smooth looking.
Imagine a male version of MF. That's what I'm thinking about.
They are FAR from fanserving dudes.