Xerath to Ezreal: "THE POWERS OF INFINITE MAGIC DOES NOT BELONG TO AN INFERIOR MORTAL!"
Ezreal to Xerath: What a shame, was planning on putting this coffin in the next exhibit
Ryze to Xerath: You will never be able to witness the secrets of this scroll. I can sense that you want it back
Xerath to Ryze: SOON THE POWERS WITHIN THE SCROLL WILL FREE ME FROM THIS CURSED PRISON!
Rammus to Talon: Hehe, a knife on my back! (A joke on how he can soak up AD casters a lot better than Autoattackers)
Rumble to any Yordle: Who's the meanest, baddest yordle in town? That's me! Size means everything!
Teemo to Tristana: You need more precision Tristana, failing that just the dose of poison.
Tristana to Teemo: Nice shooting match Teemo, but you make a better spotter.