Go enjoy yourself. We shall mull...we mean mediate. Over alcohol

So...Udyr. Beast man.

You believe in natural law, yes? The weak die, the strong live sort of idea.

Why do you not live in Noxus, then, where such an idea is acknolwedged rather than hidden and secreted away, hm? Why restrict yourselves to only Ionia?

Does it matter? It was proven that the Ionians are stronger than yours by winning the Ionian-Noxian war. We proved we are stronger than your people by crushing you in the Ionian-Noxian rematch.

Aside from these two obvious facts? The nature of your land makes our nose sneeze blood. It is almost as bad as Zaun with all of its pollution and and all of its unnaturalness. We do not represent Ionia, we represent ourselves. As you said, the strong live, the weak die.

Empirical evidence will show who won the war between Ionia and Noxus, something that Demacia has failed to do in their entire lifetime.

I resent that you know. Hmph.

Resent what? What point is there for resentment?

...I suppose Zaun IS polluted and foul. But who cares. We Zaunites don't mind.
At least I am not weak.

The air makes us want to vomit our lungs. We have no idea how you are able to live in such conditions.

And we did not say you were weak. To live with those sort of toxins is nothing short of astounding and confusing.

Oh? The legendary, powerful Udyr is afraid of air?

Oh. Ohoho. The others will LOVE to hear this. Hehehe.

We fear nothing.

Of course not. Then why do I feel the ground shake with your fear? Hm? I bet you sit and tremble over this Harrowing business. Don't you?