“Mundo upwardly mobile.” Said Corporate Mundo, remarking on his erect, purple, overly-veiny p*nis. He was lying on his back, with his gargantuan member pointed to the sky. His pubic hairs formed long strands along his shaft much akin to the appearance of Draven’s mustache.
Lulu stood over the behemoth, legitimately unsure of what to do or how to react. Her imagination took the best of her however, and she thought that Mundo was presenting a strange kind of candy. Excitedly she bent over and sloppily wrapped her mouth around Mundo’s member. After lapping at the ‘candy’ for a couple minutes, Lulu decided to take a bite. Mundo growled in pain, but he’s a masochist so it’s k and he immediately nutted into Lulu’s mouth.
“Yep, that tasted purple.” Remarked Lulu as she enjoyed what she thought was the gooey center of a tootsie-roll pop. Unfortunate she was though. A snot dribbled from her nose. “Nosey dewdrop…” She said as she wiped away the snot.
Fizz was lying right next to Mundo and was getting some action of his own, but before specifying, I need to point out that Mundo and Fizz totally high-fived. #Thug life.
“Come on, let’s go!” Fizz shouted, his fishy fish-d*ck pointed high into the air. He was getting antsy.
“Immediately.” Poppy replied as she mounted Fizz. It seemed she was just as anxious as he. She took it all in with gusto. Fizz felt so satisfied that he couldn’t help but remark on Poppy’s fervor, “To the briny deep!”
“Now we strike!” exclaimed Fizz as he jumped on his staff for some Playful/F*cking. It was all really hot and Fizz and Mundo totally high-fived again. #Thug life.
Meanwhile, Tristana and Annie were walking along their merry way when they heard some moaning and grunting off to their distance.
Ever adventurous, Tristana couldn’t help but investigate the hubbub. “Let’s get in range.” She said as she led Annie to the source of the sounds. They were in for quite a surprise when they saw Fizz and Mundo high-fiving (#thug life)! Oh, and Poppy and Lulu were getting drilled too. To add to their bewilderment, they just witnessed Mundo fire off a geyser of s*men from when Lulu glomped at another part of his ‘Infected Cleaver’.
The fountain of spunk was so powerful that some of it managed to rain down upon Annie and Tristana.
“Can they do this?” asked Annie, oblivious to the chunky chode-juice.
Tristana paid Annie no attention, however. She was so enthralled by this orgy. She wanted in on the action too. Without warning, Tristana rocket jumped away and landed directly onto Mundo’s mouth – with her legs wide open. Reacting to this moment almost instantaneously, Mundo slapped his giant tongue against Tristana. He was so pleasantly surprised that he just had to show off to Fizz.
“Mundo king of office romance!” he shouted. Mundo and Fizz gave a thuggin’ high-five.
Tristana was so aroused that she immediately came. Repeatedly. It seemed she had lots of attack speed in more ways than one. As Mundo lapped at the juices voraciously, he couldn’t help but comment on this whole situation.
“Mundo’s ABC’s of success: Always Be Coming.”
“Awwwww yeahhhhh,” said Fizz as he high-fived Mundo. #Thug life.
Throughout all of this action, Annie just froze in place. She had no idea what to do in a situation like this. She needed guidance. Instinct was beginning to take over however, and she found her body moving toward the orgy on its own.
“HOLD IT!!!” shouted a voice off to the distance. It was Zilean and he looked ready to chastise Annie.
“Annie, these are grown-up things. You can’t do this kind of stuff until you’re older.” He said.
“Which is exactly why people think that I should fast-forward your age to let you in on this stuff, but you know what, I don’t care about what people say. You’re going in as is. See you later, kid. I got some big booty hoes at the Chronokeep to nail. TIMEBEARD OUT!” With a thundering roar and a flash of light, Zilean was gone in an instant.
Not to be dissuaded by such a random turn of events, Annie confidently marched toward Tristana.
“I want a turn,” Annie said as she tugged at Tristana’s sleeve. The megling gunner callously ignored Annie however, and she continued riding her m*ff on Corporate Mundo’s especially beefy tongue.
Annie tugged at Tristana’s sleeve more aggressively this time, but yet again she was given no heed. She was getting irritated. She would have burned Tristana where she sat had Fizz not intervened. It was the simplest gesture. Fizz had merely tapped Annie’s shoulder to get her attention and then he pointed to his mouth for some mustache-riding.
Annie immediately understood and she took off her striped panties (!) as she boarded the S.S. Fizz’s Mouth.
“Lunch time!” Fizz shouted as he went to town on the fishiest of the seven seas.
Meanwhile, his fishy fish-d*ck was getting rammed harder than ever before. It seemed Poppy had ult’d Fizz’s d*ck so that she could drown out Annie’s distractions. Fizz relished in chumming Poppy’s waters with his Seastone Trident and he couldn’t help but intensify his Urchin Strikes.
“I feel weird,” Annie remarked, still rubbing her coral reef against Fizz’s trench. “Like I’m about to… uh…”
Annie wasn’t sure of the term to describe what was about to happen, but she needn’t worry because Tristana interrupted her, “Me too! I’m almost there for the big one as well!”
Lulu was on the verge of the big finish as well, especially since she had just hugified Mundo’s big d*ck.
“We are in accord, lovers!” Poppy blurted. It seemed she was nearing the end as well.
“Let’s count to 5!” Annie said, wanting to lead her friends to the end. All at once, they counted aloud.
“1!” Fizz and Mundo were nearing their limit as well, their thrusts becoming much more sporadic.
“2!” Poppy’s passive was the only thing holding her back from releasing before everyone else.
“3!” Tristana farted, but Mundo licked up the fart because he likes that kind of stuff.
“4!” Fizz and Mundo high-fived. #Thug Life.
“…5!” Suddenly, and with synchronized force greater than any force of nature, the group came as one. An ocean of splooge-juice and clunge-grunge flooded the land around them. There was so much of the stuff that it appeared to form a sort of river (origin story for the river in Summoner’s Rift).
Their task finished, the whole group came together for a group hug.
“Cuddly incoming!” murmured Lulu, whom was particularly enjoying this warm moment. Everyone was happy and they all had a great time. However, something seemed fishy. The ground was rumbling as if there were a minor earthquake.
Fizz, whom was most in tune with his surroundings, listened carefully for anything out of the ordinary and sudden dread enveloped him as he looked at his fishy fish-paste and connected the dots.
The group dispersed as quickly as possible to avoid the shark rising from beneath them, but Annie was too slow to dodge. She was going to be eaten!
Thankfully however, Fizz’s call was somewhat off. What was rising to the surface was none other than Urf! Gently, Urf nudged Annie back toward the rest of the group.
He spoke in a cheery, neighborly tone as he addressed everyone, “Well hey there, guys. I heard you were having a swell orgy around here, but it looks like everyone’s all finished. Maybe,” Urf blushed and crossed his fins awkwardly as he continued, “You guys would like to give it another go?”
Needless to say, everyone happily obliged. Urf was widely regarded as the second-most attractive creature (behind Draven) in all of Valoran and who couldn’t help but love the big lug? Everyone had a swell old time and orgy’d through the sunset and –
~Deep into the Night.