What happens in Noxus stays in Noxus.

Except for this blackmail photograph. Katarina crossed the line when she pretended to be me...

*Tacks a photo to the wall*

I wonder why. Ah well, the world holds many mysteries.

Officer,

You mentioned that you enjoyed ballet. Do you still dance, or did you give that up when you began your somewhat more... hands on profession? You certainly seem like you have the figure of a dancer, and though many would claim your current work as graceless I happen to know firsthand that firearms require a high degree of poise and dexterity to operate as fluidly as you seem to manage.

Just a thought.

Sincerely,

Mordenn

I certainly hope they do it again.

All the myriad of ways to interpret this...

And here I was thinking Kennen was the troublemaker.

~Talon

Our interpretation is thus: Mordenn, left kneecap.

I still do dance from time to time. Though the chances I get to become less and less.

I should actually keep up in my envedours with Ballet as it makes manuvering much simpler.

And perhaps Kennen is a troublemaker? He is full of all of that energy as a matter of fact.


~Caitlyn, Sheriff of Piltover

In my mind, there is only one. It is not cute or humorous.

I think I am sleeping in someone elses room tonight...

Where Akali can't find me.

Perhaps you could ask Evelynn for lessons. I heard she's quite good and It's not as if she's busy doing anything on the Fields of Justice. She's so desperate to do something that she probably wouldn't even attempt to murder you!

In any case, do you bake as well? Using cupcakes to bait traps is devious and terribly cruel, but I've heard they're good enough to risk the whole 'bear trap to the leg' thing. Any chance on trying some of those out without having to risk any leg mauling (beyond what Udyr's already promised)?