Greetings, summoners. After seeing many of these Ask a Champion threads, including one by my long time friend and personal guard, Garen, I have deigned to create one of my own. Ask your questions, whatever they may be, though I can promise no definite answers where matters of Demacian military are concerned.

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Jarvan,

What exactly composes the lance you use in combat? I have never seen a weapon of its like before.

Jax, Grandmaster at Arms

Jarv-man!

What kind of beasty monsters is Jarv-man's armor made of?

Is not Void creatures like Kog'maw, right?

...right?

Can you do anything else except use your overcompensating weapon to slay creatures?

Well, I am not one to disappoint.

Jarvan,

What is your breakfast of Champions?

Jax, Grandmaster at Arms

Sire, is it really you? You seem to be much more different than you were back then before you went to the expedition. Is everything alright?

My liege, I am the editor of "Ask Cho'Gath". Due to me regrettable position, I am often tasked with delivering...packages. Since it had learned that you had wanted to "collect" a Piece of Cho'Gath, it ripped it's own heart out of it's chest, and drained the blood into a crystal of unknown make or origin. I am to give you this...horrible...piece of jewelry. I beg you my lord, do not wear it. Holding this foul blasphemous thing was enough to catch after images of a realm of terror and insanity. That and it talks. Well...babbles...incoherently...with pure hate. Please by all that is good and holy, destroy it.

Oh before I forget Cho'Gath says hi. And by hi I really mean foul curses and threats to you, your family, and everyone you hold dear.

Prince Jarvan! It's an honor to see you here. How have you been?