Don't you talk down to me like I'm some mindless void spawn "omen"! I have been trapped between planes, trapped in this hideous existence, exposed to their evil "sun" for aeons uncounted! Can you blame me for trying to avoid this...wretched existence?

Remember oh "Prince of the Void, Lord of Madness and Baron of the Improbable" who it was that established our first oasis in this world of...patterns, and remember who it is that maintains control over your precious "Prophet".

I have not forgotten my duty to you nor the favors owed. But understand, this world has a window to the void, in which these foolish bags of fluid call "stars". The Throne-Head of Chat'Toogahn approaches the ocean of Rylath. The time is coming Omen when all debts will be repaid!

When your note was read, Cho'Gath snorted something rude and proceeded to eat it. However, the different appearances that Cho'Gath often takes on the Fields of Justice is often related to the mental state of the summoner who controls him. You could almost call Cho'Gath and emotional chameleon. But I wouldn't, mostly because it will do it's best to feast on you.

Dear Cho'Gath,

What do you think of Kassadin, who's trying to keep the likes of you to stay in the Void?

Kassadin is a betrayer of the lowest order! Blessed by the void, he would rather uphold your worthless existence then embrace the blessings of impossibility and insanity! The Void is a harsh master, and he will pay what is owed. His daughter can attest to that!

Editors note: Please, for the love of all that is sane and holy, do not go about pretending you are Cho'gath, or even...Gentleman Cho. When the real Cho'Gath read an imposters note, his scream of rage and hate literally melted my skin and caused my eyes to boil in my head. I still can't sleep.

Thank you,

The editor of Ask Cho'Gath

Dear Cho'gath

Why do you want to hurt everyone here? If you are attacking so you can stay alive, why not just attack the ones attackin' you?

Dear Editor of Ask Cho'Gath

How do you feel about the level of controversy surrounding this advice column? By technicality, the first column created was by one 'Ask Gentleman Cho'Gath' which precedes yours definately, thereby potentially placing your column in a state of jeopardy. Although it is reasonable to differentiate between the 'Terror of the Void' Cho'Gath and the far more sociable 'Gentleman' Cho'Gath, further controversy has risen with the appearance of yet another "Ask Cho'Gath" column. Do you think the unordinary ! mark in the title of your column will cause viewers to choose this new competitor over you as it appears to fit more with the mainstream columns? Will we be expecting a "Battle of the Cho'Gaths" ?

Sincerely
Tom Direpen

I seek to wipe the stain of your meaningless existance off the face of your corrupt reality to make room for the glorious void! I do not kill you because you are a threat! I kill you because you are all nothing but insects who's only purpose is to be impregnated with our young and feasted upon!

Are you asking me how I would feel if people stopped replying to this unholy, ugly pile of spit? It would be the happiest day of my life. However, I can assure you that, too me at least, it appears that the so called "gentleman cho'gath" is really a construct, an illusion some summoners use to make them feel better channeling the unholy and unadulterated evil that is cho'gath. It's like saying, "It's ok that I use Shaco to murder people in horrific ways because he's always smiling and nothing that smiles like that can be all bad!

I truly hate you summoners sometimes.

lol, didnt see you your ask cho, but i see its about normal cho and mines about gentleman. i do hope we can be here with each other?

Gentleman Cho was here before your thread. He actually posted in this thread.

As a little OOC, I tried searching for an "ask cho'gath" before I posted this and all i saw was an "ask gentleman cho".

I hate gentleman cho because I really see it as an insult to one of my favorite champs. Cho'Gath is an evil, insane monster from a realm that isn't anything we would know. The The Void is a place of madness and insanity, and anything that tries to protray it as something cute and cuddly needs to get munched on.

Anyway, while I personaly hate gentleman cho, I will not (or at least try not) to step on someone else's Role Play.

So, hopefully I'll be able to continue this thread and maybe make a good story from it.

So, by all means, please continue asking me questions