I don't believe that is how a "friend" works! Or perhaps yordles lie about these things. They do so all of the time.
I am disappointed. But if that is how you feel, then so be it. I saw an opportunity for a true, strong friendship, one that would last forever! Oh, but no, the gargoyle just carelessly shuts it down, as if it was all just a joke. My poor, aching, broken heart, to know that one such as the stone protector of Demacia, could be so mean, so heartless, so cruel! But the truth is easy to see now. A guardian without a heart, without a soul! I see where this is going, yes. I will go. I will leave you to your STUPID LITTLE RIDDLES AND PETTY IDIOTIC DEMACIAN FOOLS.
...I mean, I will be "tolerable". For you. As a friend that once was. I am....sorry.
Twitch strikes a dramatic pose, his hand limply placed upon his head and turned in a shameful passion, unable to look back on what once was.