1. Wear shirt that says "Life". Hand out lemons on street corner.

2. Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other.

3. Major in philosophy. Ask people WHY they would like fries with that.

4. Go into a crowded elevator and say, "I bet you're all wondering why I gathered you here," with a straight face.

5. Make vanilla pudding. Put in mayo jar. Eat in public

6. Become a teacher. Make a test where every answer is "C". Enjoy the show.

7. Buy a horse, name it "Oscar Takes The Lead," enter it in horse races.

8. Invite someone into your office, turn around in office chair and say, "I've been expecting you..."

9. Buy a parrot. Teach the parrot to say,"Help! I've been turned into a parrot!"

10. Slap Regi in the face.

11. post in thread, get 100 downvotes.


(i'm waiting...)

12. Stacy's mom

switch hands

13. Walk into construction site, find operator, tell him "tell your boys they work for me now."

14. Get over 9000 downvotes cos I want to be cooler than the 1st poster

Haha I liked number 4.

15. Turn right blinkers on. Turn left.

It just seems like it would be funny, real life trolling.

16. Drive through the puddles on the side of the road after it has been raining, wetting all the kids walking to / home from school.