1. Wear shirt that says "Life". Hand out lemons on street corner.
2. Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other.
3. Major in philosophy. Ask people WHY they would like fries with that.
4. Go into a crowded elevator and say, "I bet you're all wondering why I gathered you here," with a straight face.
5. Make vanilla pudding. Put in mayo jar. Eat in public
6. Become a teacher. Make a test where every answer is "C". Enjoy the show.
7. Buy a horse, name it "Oscar Takes The Lead," enter it in horse races.
8. Invite someone into your office, turn around in office chair and say, "I've been expecting you..."
9. Buy a parrot. Teach the parrot to say,"Help! I've been turned into a parrot!"
10. Slap Regi in the face.