Hey Irelia, can I surf your blades? I'll teach you to pole dance as payment.

Honourable Will of the Blades, it saddens me greatly to hear of your state of dissagreement with Talon and Fiora. Meditation is a great way to sharpen one's mind and sooth the soul, and can provide clarity during troubled times. You are welcome to visit the monastery at any time if you are willing to try it.

*Sarah notices Lee Sin has joined*

* v Sarah's face*

I think you might have to ask Bliztcrank about this...topic.

Well, Talon is a mean person...

...Who creates lies.

...The man?

As in Morello?

Normally, I would flat out say no...

But given the circumstances...

I wouldn't mind doing so, although my blades aren't the most steady boards around...

Lee Sin,

Thank you for offering, but I assure you that the worst of my worries are long gone. However, I will make an attempt to stop by the monastery. I have not talked with you in a long while...

Irelia. What are your current feelings towards Talon currently?

Hey girl, don't get too shut into that 'balance' stuff. I know you're still all messed up by Talon, but let's not regress. What you need is a good laugh, and maybe a doll of Talon to destroy.

Or.... You could come to dinner with Fiora and myself, and we can all talk about this like civilized people.

...It's odd being listed under that.

Feels weird.

You? Civil?

...I'll come, just to see that.

You're not invited. The invitation was for Irelia.

...you realize those two together are going to shove breadsticks up your ass.