Since you refuse to listen to what happened and seem to be filling in everything with your own series of events.... I'll just say this.

As if you've never had a purely sexual relationship, a friend with benefits as you will.

I thought Fiora had broken off contact with me, and I tried to get a hold of her...

It was Irelia's idea too...






I can't say no to a beautiful woman.

You have to actually confirm that the friend who's benefits you're reaping is indeed ready to stop being your benefactor, before you seek out a new benefactor.

And you should learn, or you'll get into a LOT more trouble like this.

The oak planks on Talon's window creak and crack when a sudden impact strikes it. A few moments later, a second impact breaks the planks and Udyr smashes through. Glaring at Talon with the most agitated and annoyed look on his face, as well as blood streaming from several cuts and his nose, Udyr throws his hands up at Talon. Tapping the side of his head with his index finger, he gave a disapproving shake of his head and leaped out the window once more.

Um...that was Fortunes window, which had just been fixed by Brolaf's construction after I crashed through it.

*Orianna looks surprised at Miss Fortune's eagerness to teach her how to pole dance but quickly smiles at her for allowing Orianna to learn.*

OK, if you say it is fun. Since you and Morgana seem to like it. I still do not know what it is but if Miss Fortune says it should learn I can give it a try.

((Also, tell me MF, when are you on the LoL client, I wish to plan that surprise party.....and so it would actually be a surprise, lol client chat >.>))

...*whispers into Wukong's ear what she meant*

*grins* You'll make an excellent student.

I'm proud to say, I haven't! Why does everyone think I get around, just because I dress like this and make dirty jokes? *grumbles*

...MY STUFF!

Sarah pats the pole in the room. "Alright, gather 'round. Orianna, watch." She says.

Sarah grabs the pole with one hand, puts her feet at the base of the pole, and leans back as far as she can. She then wraps a leg around the pole, and legs go, now leaning back with just her leg. She is able to flex back enough for her hands to almost touch the ground.

She pulls herself upright, leg still wrapped around the pole. She jumps up, keeping he rleg wrapped, and slowly spins around the pile as she slides down, the pole sliding between her Bilgewater buoys.

"It's stuff like that." Sarah says, with a coy smile, as she detaches from the pole.

(Sorry, I forgot last night. >.<)

Because your lipstick is always smeared.

Sarah, the baseball game is about to begin.