"Pft. We are not stiff." Udyr rolled his eyes. He reached over, grabbed his ankle, and jerked it upwards. His legs created a perfect 180 degree vertical line from the ground to the sky. He further emphasized his point by somehow magically holding his balance and going over to roughly 225 degrees, making him reminiscent of a very twisted clock. Udyr grinned maniacally, "Having double jointed limbs is quite a usable feat, no?"
Udyr wobbled back and forth as he set himself back into place. Grabbing his shoulder, he promptly dislocated it on a whim. Flapping it about he set it back into place, "Also helps that we can dislocate any limb we wish." He shot a drunken grin at Sivir, "As we said, we are not stiff. We are flexible. We simply have a staunch set of beliefs that we follow unwaveringly because it is our...way..."
Udyr scratched his chin in confusion, "Hrm...Is that what you meant?" He frowned, "That is not stiffness, that is...Bird." He clicked his teeth together, "Bird, bird, bird...Tiger? Tiger." Udyr looked legitimately confused, something was most definitely wrong with the beast man.
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