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Originally Posted by Ask Orichan
I don't mind. Draven is just curious, right?
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...'curious' is one way of putting it.
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Originally Posted by AskUdyr
Udyr groggily raised an eyebrow, "Honestly? Nidalee would probably give us a bigger tip than you, you cheapskate." He roared in laughter, "You are simply jealous that our dance skills far exceed yours!"
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Sarah stared at him, surprised. Not one to be outdone, she plucked out a shiny silver piece. She tugged at Udyr's manthong, dropped the silver in, and snapped it shut.
"Let's see her top that." Sarah said defiantly.
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Originally Posted by Ask Sėvir
"Amazing, I step out for a day to hunt someone down.. and I return to this craziness. Though I should have suspected it with my darling Fortune being the center of the party~" Sivir chuckled as she walked up behind Sarah and wrapped her arms around the woman's waist and placed her chin in the bounty hunters shoulder.
"So tell me what's been going on sweety~!" The battle mistress lightly kisses Sarah's cheek.
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Sarah smirks, and nuzzles Sivir slightly.
"Nothing good. But that's pretty normal around here." She said. "Was the hunt someone naughty? Fiora's already kinda iffy with me lately, I hope your target wasn't Demacian."
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Originally Posted by AskUdyr
Udyr jerked his head upwards, "Pft, as if they could teach you anything. They are not nearly flexible enough. Come." He staggered to his feet, hazily walked over, and slumped onto Tem'rak, "You shall be our apprentice in the ways of the Ionian Sutra. We shall go over the philosophy quite thoroughly."
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"I'm surprised you don't just go by the pictures." Sarah accused.
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Originally Posted by Ask Sėvir
Udyr... I'm sorry to say, but you're sometimes more stiff then the Princling Jarvan or Shen.
Besides, you have to be flexiable in my line of work. And even more so with Sarah as a girlfriend. She sometimes takes a long time to fully satisy during alone time.
*chuckles*
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"Hey, I hate to let you... get off easy." Sarah said, with a coy grin.
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Originally Posted by AskUdyr
"Pft. We are not stiff." Udyr rolled his eyes. He reached over, grabbed his ankle, and jerked it upwards. His legs created a perfect 180 degree vertical line from the ground to the sky. He further emphasized his point by somehow magically holding his balance and going over to roughly 225 degrees, making him reminiscent of a very twisted clock. Udyr grinned maniacally, "Having double jointed limbs is quite a usable feat, no?"
Udyr wobbled back and forth as he set himself back into place. Grabbing his shoulder, he promptly dislocated it on a whim. Flapping it about he set it back into place, "Also helps that we can dislocate any limb we wish." He shot a drunken grin at Sivir, "As we said, we are not stiff. We are flexible. We simply have a staunch set of beliefs that we follow unwaveringly because it is our...way..."
Udyr scratched his chin in confusion, "Hrm...Is that what you meant?" He frowned, "That is not stiffness, that is...Bird." He clicked his teeth together, "Bird, bird, bird...Tiger? Tiger." Udyr looked legitimately confused, something was most definitely wrong with the beast man.
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"...alright, Udyr, it's time for some bread and something caffeinated." Sarah said.
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Originally Posted by AskUdyr
"Bear...barely bearable..." Udyr looked up and tilted his head, "Nothing at all. We spoke to Gragas, he offered us a drink, we had it, things are a little hazy and now..." He looked around in utter confusion, "...Where are we?" Udyr snapped his fingers, "Right, we were going to show Fortune how to properly dance, yes, now to head to the club..." He looked around, "But first, a drink."
Udyr sauntered about to no avail. He decided to sit down and puff his cheeks out. He glanced at Orianna, "Little doll, if you are able to obtain a beverage of high ethanol content for us, we shall grant you a favor. Can the powerful Udyr entrust you with this mighty task?"
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Sarah promptly slapped Udyr.
"Orianna, he's had enough." Sarah said.
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Originally Posted by Ask the Monkey
That book must be burned. It's destructive power has been proven to be too dangerous in the wrong hands. Either that, or hide it so that no one has to suffer the consequences of it's context ever again.
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"No!" Sarah exclaimed. "Sivir and I read it religiously!"
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