Phantom creates a massive black pirate hat with the jolly roger symbol on it.

"Does this count?"

Phantom slowly moves to the left.

Mundo pulls off the hat and puts on one so big it gives an area of shade around him, his head was only a silhouette with red eyes.

Dojel pulls his hat over his head, covering a part of his face in shadow
Heh, You guys and your silly biggest hat competition... Well atleast I don't risk snapping my neck whenever I fall...

Mundo turns to face Dojel.

"Mundo snap it for you if yous want."

An evil grin spreads across his face.

Yarrrrrrrr.

Mundo may go where he pleases, but
Dojel goes back to the roof
Roof probably not able to support mundo

Wimp.

Tiny baby.

Coward.

Pansy.