(Check your thread~. xD)
She was furious. She was going on for like ten minutes about... oh what was it she said... there were a lot of adjectives she used, let me see if I can remember the order. It was... selfish, stuck up, greedy, close minded, open mouthed... uh, what was it... open mouthed two bit no good torturous ugly purple tainted... uh... something something, something about how can you think your bra plate makes you look like anything other than a street walker, then there was... something about what your problem is, something something she's ashamed her full name has the same number of syllables as yours, called you racist, called you sexist for some reason, not sure how that works, apparently one of you is secretly a man, uh... something about how it's a shame a tree had to die for your birth certificate, then it was... ahem... *does her best Lux voice* She... she... she... SUCKS! *cough* And then she killed off her energy drink and went to bed.
OF COURSE NOT! The hell kind of question is that?!
(I sense there's a war going on that I do not know.)
So how have you been? Romantically or otherwise.
I'm...having a little issue in that department that I'd really prefer to not take to your office. Please?