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AskUdyr ?? Senior Member
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06-06-2012

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Get a copy of the Ionia Sutra. This isn't just me laughing at perverted stuff like I always do. That girl likes getting it on. Apart from that? Hmm... how do you feel about killing bad guys in Bilgewater? I'm sure she'll find that fun.
We must regret to inform you that the Ionian Sutra has no details on how to perform with a lamia...or is it gorgon? We are not sure, technically a lamia cannot freeze their opponent with their glare while a gorgon could...Hrm. This requires thought.

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Oh god! I don't know if I could physically even do some of the stuff in that thing. I just started reading, but one of the requirements is DEFINITELY flexibility.
That's why I taught Morgana to pole dance, yes!

...wanna learn?

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What is the whole deal with this book anyway? Considering how shocked people are in response to this book I am curious as to its contents.
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Fighting styles? Allow me to see.
...

Sure thing. I have a copy right here...

*flips to a particularly raunchy page with full illustrations. the position is called Piltover Chandelier. draw your own conclusions* *shows it to Pantheon~*

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We must regret to inform you that the Ionian Sutra has no details on how to perform with a lamia...or is it gorgon? We are not sure, technically a lamia cannot freeze their opponent with their glare while a gorgon could...Hrm. This requires thought.
There's more than one way to deal with bad guys, silly.

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06-06-2012

Pantheon takes a look at the book, and then immediately looks taken back. Even though his expression is indiscernible, one can see his eyes widen immensely. He looks up to Miss Fortune, then back to the book, and then up to Miss Fortune again.

"The spine can do that?"

He flips through a few more pages, and then hands the book back to Miss Fortune.

"That is not exactly what I expected when I heard 'fighting styles'. Now everyone's shock after reading this book makes perfect sense to me. I think I will leave now before I see any more."

Up, up, and awaaaay.

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There's more than one way to deal with bad guys, silly.
There is but one way to deal with "bad guys": You must crush them.

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06-06-2012

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Why is everyone jerking Fiora around?!
Whoa whoa whoa. Whoa.

Fiora has been leading me on for months now.

Now who do I have to kill for going after Fiora?

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Whoa whoa whoa. Whoa.

Fiora has been leading me on for months now.

Now who do I have to kill for going after Fiora?
Everyone.

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Whoa whoa whoa. Whoa.

Fiora has been leading me on for months now.

Now who do I have to kill for going after Fiora?
Same one who is bashing you.

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Same one who is bashing you.
Oh?

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Everyone.
Let me get my Crimson Elite armor....

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06-06-2012

"Jerking Fiora around" or "Jerking around Fiora"?
I am not sure which one she meant, it's Miss Fortune after all.

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"Jerking Fiora around" or "Jerking around Fiora"?
I am not sure which one she meant, it's Miss Fortune after all.
Probably both. I've got some images in my mind about the first one though.

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